steamlord313:

babylonian:

OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK
aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game
so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)
so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc
we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!
right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh
i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus
before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:

i am straight as hell but i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude

WHAT A CUTE STORY

steamlord313:

babylonian:

OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK

aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game

so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)

so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc

we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!

right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh

i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus

before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:

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i am straight as hell but i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude

WHAT A CUTE STORY

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yuropyon:

It was a matter of time

(via selphie-chan)


cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

(via aaron-oreo-kirby)


punsicle:

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

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honeybeehave:

I bet you have been wondering, where does all that lovely beeswax come from? 
Right there. There are eight glands on the abdomen of the young worker bee that secrete wax when temperature conditions are right. 
Fun fact, to yield one pound of beeswax, the bees consume nearly eight pounds of honey.
Another fun fact, when a beekeeper feeds the bees in the spring, they often use a one-to-one ratio sugar to water, which is best for wax production (the same recipe is known as ‘simple syrup’, and is used in bars to sweeten cocktails). 

honeybeehave:

I bet you have been wondering, where does all that lovely beeswax come from? 

Right there. There are eight glands on the abdomen of the young worker bee that secrete wax when temperature conditions are right. 

Fun fact, to yield one pound of beeswax, the bees consume nearly eight pounds of honey.

Another fun fact, when a beekeeper feeds the bees in the spring, they often use a one-to-one ratio sugar to water, which is best for wax production (the same recipe is known as ‘simple syrup’, and is used in bars to sweeten cocktails). 


sexua1hurricane:

nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

literally my favorite thing on the planet.

(via capnmidori)


mydrunkkitchen:

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Is this multiplayer QWOP?

mydrunkkitchen:

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Is this multiplayer QWOP?


(via selphie-chan)


paperbeatsscissors:

reading from the good book

paperbeatsscissors:

reading from the good book


(via occurian)



therumpus:

sonofbaldwin:

Toni Morrison goes in.

Toni, Toni, Toni.

(via rainbowsandrice)


congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

image

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